A Jewish man is on his death bed and calls for his wife.
Wife: Im here darling.
Man: Are my kids here in this room?
Wife: Yes of course they are love.
Man: What about my grand kids?
Wife: Yes darling they are all here.
Man: What about my 2 brothers and sister? are they in this room?
Wife: Yes dear we are all here with you.
Man: Then why the hell are the lights on in the living room?
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