He sits down and over the course of a few hours, proceeds to get good and hammered. He eventually asks the bartender, "which way to the bathroom?"
"Second door on the right", comes the reply.
The man, too drunk to count to two, proceeds one door too far and finds himself in a room with a magical golden toilet. He proceeds to drop a deuce and a half, clean himself off, and calls it a night.
He comes back again the next night and proceeds to get good and drunk again, deuce in the magical golden toilet, home.
He comes back the third night, drunk, gets up for the bathroom only to find the magical golden toilet is no longer there. He stumbles back to the bar to ask the bartender what happened to it.
"So you're the asshole that's been shitting in my tuba?"
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