So he puts an ad on Craigslist, stating that he is in town for a contract job, and that he'll pay double the going rate at the Omni Hotel for a room at a private house. And that he'll pay the bill when he checks out.
Needless to say, he had many takers for this offer. Soon he found a room and a home owner he liked and they wrote a contract, between them.
After three weeks, of living with the family, in a very comfortable room, in a very comfortable house, the owner, salivating over the bill, asked when he would be checking out.
The Jew, said, that he would love to leave. In fact, his contractual work was done for a quite awhile, but he went on to say, that at this point, it would be too expensive to leave.
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