Up ahead he sees something, as he gets closer he see's it's a lady in a wheel chair. Coming still closer he can see she's been crying so he decides to see if she's ok. He walks over and asks what's wrong. She goes on to explain how she's been in this wheel chair for her whole life and has no use of her arms or legs. But that's not what she crying about. She's says she's never ever even been hugged by any man other than her father. So he asks her if she'd like a hug from him, she nods yes. He hugs her tightly and she smiles. And after a little more talking he goes on his way.
Next day he's taking his daily walk again. And there she sits, crying again. Walking to her again he asks what the matter? She's say well the hug you gave me yesterday was very comforting, but... I've also never been kissed by any man and in my condition probably never will. So he leans in slowly and gives her a little Peck on the cheek. She smile's but he can feel she wants a little more, he leans back in a gives her a passionate kiss on the lips. She now smiles ear to ear and giggles some, satisfied with how happy she was now he goes on with his walk.
Next day same beach, same girl, same tears. He walk over and says now now what's a matter today. She says the hug was nice, the kiss was better but that just has her thinking if that will be all she'll ever have. Will she ever get fucked. Surprised by this he says well maybe I can help with that to. She smiles and nods. So he reaches down lifts her from her chair, walks over and throws her in the ocean. Well you're fucked now aren't ya!?
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