So,she goes to the bathroom to prepare herself.After 30 minutes,her boyfriend knocks the door and says :"Sweetheart,what are you doing?C'mon it's late!"
She replies :"I'm doing girl's things,love!"
So he says :"Why the hell are you cooking in the bathroom?C'mon,open the door i have to pee!"
(My first joke,hope you like it!)
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