A hypochondriac visits his doctor and claims he has Ebola. Annoyed, the doctor asks if the man has visited Africa recently. The man replies, "No... b-but I have all the symptoms. I CHECKED online before coming in today." Now, normally the doctor would humor this man, but this was a very busy day and he had already come in 100 times this year. So the doctor overreacted and started berating the man. "You FOOL! There's nothing wrong with you! STOP WASTING MY TIME!! Can't you see there are SICK people here that ACTUALLY need my HELP?!? Leave now and NEVER COME BACK!"
The man was shocked so badly that he left the doctor's office in a daze. It was so bad in fact, that he wandered out into the street and was struck by a passing truck and died. Hearing the commotion, the doctor ran out and saw what had happen. Realizing he was the cause of the death, the doctor was overcome with guilt, had a heart attack and died on the spot.
Both ended up being buried in the same cemetery and very near each other. That first night in his grave, the doctor heard a knock upon his coffin. "Hello? Who's doing that?" asked the doctor. "Hello doctor!" Said the hypochondriac. "I was wondering, do you have anything for worms?"
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