And on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. The guy gets to the bar and his friends ask him why he's so late.
He tells them about the girl and all the positions they fucked in. They give him props and ask if he got head.
He replies, "I couldn't find it".
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