So a husband and wife are chatting And he asks her 'My beloved, if I pass away will you remarry. She replies 'No, no, I don't think I could ever share a bed or be intimate with another man. I've tied the knot once so that's it. I'll move to the country and live with my sister and see out my days living with her.'
After awhile the wife becomes curious and ask her husband whether he would remarry is she passes away.
He replies 'I also won't remarry, I'll just go and live with your sister'
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