A hunter goes on his yearly hunting trip. But this time he finds a bear rather than the deer he usually hunts. He aims his rifle and pulls the trigger, poof. The bear disappears, the man feels a tap on his shoulder. The bear says "if you try to shoot me again im going to stick it in your ass." The hunter sees the bear again and takes a shot. Poof, bear is gone, the guy gets fucked by the bear. The man sees the bear again, and shoots determined to kill him. He gets fucked again. On the third shot he feels a tap on his shoulder. The bears says "you arnt here for the hunting are you?"
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