Mom: why you cry son
Kid: kids at school telling me "fu***ng hunchback"
Mom: let's enroll you at karate school so you can beat them up
*kid enrolls at karate school*
- A MONTH LATER -
*kid still came home from school crying*
Mom: why you cry son
Kid: they still bully me even after kicking their asses
Mom: were they still saying "fu***ng hunchback"
Kid: no
Mom: then what
Kid: "fu***ng ninja turtle"
well, I tried
EDIT: formatting
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