A hot blonde goes to the gynaecologist for a check up...

When she enters his office, the doctor is overcome by his primal urges, and immediately tells her to take off her clothes.

"Do you know why I asked you to do that?" He asks, hesitantly.
"Sure, you want to check everything to make sure I'm fine."
"That's right!" He says.

After she strips, he starts groping her breasts.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?
"Sure," she says, "you're checking for lumps."

The doctor, growing more bold, slips his finger between her legs.
"Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes, you're checking for any problems down there."
"That's exactly right!" The doctor says.

He can't contain himself any longer and proceeds to pull out his cock and begin thrusting it in and out of her like a crazed animal.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" The doctor asks, panting.
The woman responds, "Yes, you're getting herpes."

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