Lets call her Tina. Now, Tina has been dreaming if this day for her entire life. She has everything set up perfectly; she's got a hot date, and the *perfect* dress.
All of a sudden, as Mother Nature is wont to do, Tina gets her period, and it's a particularly heavy flow this month. Tina runs to her bathroom to find some tampons, but she's an idiot and hadnt gone to get any. "FUCK!" Yells Tina.
As she often does when she really needs help, Tina calls up her fairy godmother. "What is it you need deary?" Asks the fairy godmother. "Look," said Tina, "Im about to go to prom and my period came and I don't have any tampons!! Can you help me out?" "Of course!" Says fairy godmother, "take this magic tampon. It'll soak up even the heaviest flow, but there's on condition. You *MUST* be back by midnight or that tampon will turn into a pumpkin!"
"Yeah okthxBAI" says Tina, and she heads out for the night.
11:45 comes around and the fairy godmother is up waiting for Tina.
11:55 No sign of Tina, and the fairy godmother is getting worried.
12:00.....no Tina. Fairy godmother is PISSED. "WHAT THE FUCK," she cries out into the night.
1:00...no Tina
2:00....nothing
3:00 strikes and Tina finally rolls in. "What the fuck happened?" Asked the fairy godmother. "Where have you been? Are you all right?? You worried me to death!"
"No no fairy godmother I'm fine I'm fine!" Said Tina. "I met the most *amaaazing* boy! My night was perfect!"
"Tina that's ridiculous Im much more concerned about your safety! What was this boys name, huh?"
"His name was, uhh... Peter Peter...*something* eater.."
I love that joke but I'm not sure how well it translates to written format. Much easier to tell live
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