The stranger suggested they take turns scouring island for food, and they flipped a coin to see who had to do it the first--the husband lost.
Not wanting to leave his wife alone with this good looking stranger, he took him aside and said "listen, I'm happy to go search for food, but I don't trust you being alone with my wife." The stranger scoffed and replied: "look, buddy, don't take this the wrong way but I wouldn't screw your wife with a ten foot pole!"
Insulted, but satisfied that at least he had nothing to worry about, he spent the day gathering clams, mussels and coconuts. When he at last returned, he was shocked to see the stranger screwing his wife. He flew into a rage and pried the two apart, yelling "I thought you said you wouldn't screw her with a ten foot pole!!".
The stranger replied: "yeah that's right."
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