Jhon and Alex, Alex had his girlfriend dump him for his brother right in front of him, depressed, he killed himself. Jhon was happy with his life but he hated waiting, he took his girlfriend to a dance and she told him to get punch, he argued that the line would be big, but there was no punchline.
I'll see myself out.
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