This young guy walks into a bar with a big smile on his face. He pulls up a chair and the bartender sees him beaming and asks, "What're you so happy about, kid?"
He responds, "Oh, well, I just got my first blowjob."
The bartender says, "Wow! Good for you kid! Lemme buy you a drink, what'll you have?"
"Anything to get the taste out of my mouth."
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