There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday, it didn't
matter what kind of weather it was he was hooked on a round of golf. One
Saturday he left the house early and headed for the golf course, but it was so
bitter cold that he decided he wouldn't golf that day and went back home.
His wife was still in bed when he got there, so he took of his clothes and
snuggled up to his wife's backside and said "Terrible weather out there."
She replied, "Yeah, and can you believe my stupid husband went golfing?"
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