This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."
The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!"
To which the dentist replies: "Well make up your mind. I have to adjust the chair."
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