(Dutch joke, hope this translates well)
So a guy with a balaclava on his head walks into a bank screaming: "This is a robbery!!"
The woman behind the counter responds: "B-but sir, this is no ordinary bank, this is a sperm bank"
"I don't give a shit! I want a litre of sperm and I want it now"
"S-Sorry? A litre of sperm?
"A Litre of sperm or I'll shoot you"
So the lady goes and gets a litre of sperm for the for the robber.She comes back with a bottle and the robber yells: "Drink it!"
"S-sorry?
"Drink it, or I'll shoot you!"
So the lady drinks the whole bottle.
The robber then pulls of his balaclava: "See Mary, I told you, you could hold it in!!"
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