A guy walks into a sandwich shop on his lunch hour. There is no one behind the counter, so he has a bit more time than normal to look at the menu board. Trying to decide what he wants, he reads down the list:
Salami : $5
Roast beef: $4.50
Ham on Rye: $4.50
Hand Jobs: $5
Wait, what? The man rubbed his eyes and looked again. Right in the middle of the menu it listed hand jobs. Was this some kind of mistake? A typo?
As he was trying to make sense of it the most beautiful woman he has ever seen walked out from the back of the shop. She walked behind the counter and asked if there was anything she could help him with.
"Sure, yeah. Uhh...does that really say 'Hand jobs: $5' up there?"
"Yes, it does." As she replied she leaned over the counter a bit, and the man became painfully aware that she wore a very low cut shirt which revealed a tantalizing amount of cleavage.
"Umm...ok. Are...are you the one that gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she replied, leaning even further over the counter, "I am."
"OK," the man said, "Wash your hands and make me a ham on rye."
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