A Home Depot salesperson is starting his shift...

When he is approached by an Arab electrician. "Hey," says the electrician, "I'd like to make a large purchase, can you help me?" "Sure thing," says the salesperson. "Just fill out this form and take it to my manager. I'll send your stuff to you tomorrow."


But on the next day, the salesperson realizes he's completely forgotten the details of the order. So he goes to his manager . "Sorry sir, but can you tell me what the guy ordered yesterday? I need to send him the bill."


The manager checks the records. "Send the bill to Ahmad. He bought lightbulbs." So the salesperson does.


Soon after, he is approached by a white plumber. "Hey," says the plumber, "I'd like to make a large purchase, can you help me?" "Sure," says the salesperson. "Just fill out this form and take it to my manager. I'll send your stuff to you tomorrow."


But on the next day, the salesperson realizes he's completely forgotten the details of the order again. So he goes to his manager . "Sorry sir, but I've forgotten again: can you tell me what the guy ordered yesterday? I need to send him the bill."


The manager, a little annoyed, checks the records. "Bill it to Joe. For toilet seats." So the salesperson does.


Soon after, he is approached by an Asian carpenter. "Hey," says the carpenter, "I'd like to make a large purchase, can you help me?" "Yeah," says the salesperson. "Just fill out this form and take it to my manager. I'll send your stuff to you tomorrow."


But on the next day, the salesperson realizes he's, again, completely forgotten the details of the order. So he makes the walk of shame to his manager . The manager looks up from his newspaper, exasperated. "Are you sure you don't have Alzheimer's??"


"Sorry sir!" says the salesperson, flustered. "I've forgotten again: can you tell me what the guy ordered yesterday? I need to send him the bill."


The manager sighs. "You're billing Lee, saws."