A guy walks into a gun store and takes one bullet out of a box and brings it up to the register and asks "how much for one bullet?". The guy at the register says "if you're doing what I think you're gonna do it's free of charge". The man doesn't say anything takes the bullet and leaves. One of the store assistants who watched the whole thing asks the guy at the register "wasn't that your son". The guy says "yeah and hopefully he doesn't f**k this up like he has everything else".
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