A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, Bartender, got any specials today? Bartender answers, Yes, as a matter of Fact we have a new drink, invented by A gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Smirnoff Vodka. The guy asks, Good grief, what do you call that? The bartender replied, It's a Pabst Smir.
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