A man died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate, the man saw an enormous wall covered

A man died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate, the man saw an enormous wall covered
with clocks. He asked St. Peter, what's with the clocks? St. Peter explained that everyone was assigned a clock, and each time they told a lie, the clock would move ahead one minute.
The man saw a clock at straight up 12:00.
He asked whose clock that was. St. Peter replied, Mother Theresa, she never told a lie.
Another clock showed 12:02. He was told it belonged to Abe Lincoln. The man asked, where's Hillary's clock? St. Peter replied, "It's in Jesus' office, he uses it for a ceiling fan."

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