...and orders 5 shots. He drinks them and orders 4 shots. He drinks them too and orders 3 shots. He drinks those and now being considerably drunk orders 2 shots. After drinking those, he mumbles: "Well I'll be damned, the less I drink the more I'm wasted...".
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