A guy walks into a bar and sees a very short pianist, he then proceeds to the bar tender and the bar tender tells the guy that theres a gene in the bar that can grant you one wish but also says be very careful of what you wish for so the guy goes to the gene and says i want a million bucks so the gene flicks his fingers and all of sudden a million ducks come flying thru the bar so the guy goes back to the bartender and says wtf i said a million bucks not a million ducks so the bartender says i no rite do you think i wished for a 6 inch pianist?
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