a guy thing..

My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I
was
on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
in
between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I
smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month old
daughter, and she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked to
go
potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept thinking,
"Oh
Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes
with
me."
Then I said, "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?
"No," he replied. I just knew that he must have, because the smell was
getting worse. Sooooo....I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an
accident?"

Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks
and
yelled.... "SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!" While 100 people nearly
choked
to
death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to
eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!

Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came
over
and
thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!
Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were
leaving,
bent
over to my son and said, "Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the
same
thing all the time...I just never had the nerve to make the point like
you
did.
Edit: I did not expect this thing to blow up. This is a joke hence in /jokes. Thanks for the all the up votes .