So, a half-black, half-Jew wants his friend's bike. He thinks about his plan for a long time, but can't come to a decision. Finally, he asks his mom, "Mom, I want my friend's bike, but I'm not sure if I should Jew it from him for $10 because I'm Jewish, or steal it from him because I'm black."
His mom sits and thinks about it for a second, and replies, "Well, remember you're also American, so you could steal it from him, then sell it back to him for $10."
BADUM-CHAH!
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