A guy sits down at a bar in a hotel next to a pretty blonde woman

... and strikes up a conversation with her. He then offers to buy her a drink and she accepts.

"What'll you have?" he asks her.

"I'll just have a beer."

"Okay, any special kind? They have some really nice craft brews here."

She shakes her head no, "I'm a simple country girl, I'll just have a Bud Light."

"Okay," he shrugs his shoulders, and so he orders her a Bud Light and gets himself a Brooklyn Lager.

They keep talking for awhile, and then he finally suggests they get some dinner together, his treat.

She accepts and they go off to the restaurant.

The waiter asks what drinks they would like, and the guy suggests getting a bottle of wine, but she declines and says, "I'm a simple country girl, I'll just get a beer."

They eat dinner, and during the conversation he finds out that she just got a big promotion.

He offers to get a bottle of champagne to celebrate, but she replies, "No, I'm just a-" You know the rest.

So after dinner, they decide to go back to his room for a night cap, and he orders drinks from room service. Of course you know what she ordered.

After they've been sitting on the edge of the bed chatting, things get a little more serious, and they start getting a little frisky.

Pieces of clothing start flying off and now things start heating up.

He's on top of her when suddenly he stops, and with a grin makes a suggestion.

"Hey, want to try something a little kinky?"

She giggles, "What? I don't know, I'm a simple country girl."

So he says, "How about a golden shower? I piss all over you and into your mouth, and you swallow it."

She stares at him aghast. "Eww, that's so gross!"

"What?" he replies bewildered, "You drink Bud Light, what's the difference?"