... and tells the bartender that he has a joke he'd like to tell, but is worried about offending him. The bartender says I've been working here for a long time, and I've heard a lot of jokes, and none of them have ever offended me. So go ahead. The guy agrees and asks what has four arms, four legs and sucks dick?
The bartender, somewhat amused, ponders the question for a bit before ultimately conceding that he does not know. The guy replies, you and your brother. The bartender frowns and tells the guy you know what? I think that actually offended me. To which the guy replies well, why don't you go tell that joke to the man at the end of the bar and see if it offends him? The bartender agrees. He goes up to the man at the end of the bar and asks what has four legs, four arms, and sucks dick?
The man says I don't know what? The bartender replies me and my brother.
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