A deaf couple had just gotten married. They were pretty conservative, so they didn't have sex until their wedding night. Being conservative, the wife insisted they keep the lights off, which made communication in the bedroom a little tough for two deaf people, to say the least.
After the third consecutive night of frustrated attempted lovemaking, the wife sits the husband down and starts signing to him.
"We need to work out a system, as this clearly isn't working so far. To start, if you want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my right boob."
The husband nods. Easy enough.
"... but if you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left boob."
Again the husband nods, and then adds "If you want to have sex, just reach over and pull my dick."
The wife nods, and is happy her husband is liking the new system.
"...but if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull my dick like five hundred times."
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