A guy runs into a bar and orders 10 shots of bourbon...

...After drinking all 10 shots one after another he orders another 10 shots. The bartender asks " what ya celebrating? " and the guy says " My first blowjob. " The bartender says " Hey, it couldn't have been that bad? " Then the guy says" I don't know I can't get the taste out of my mouth. "

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