The bartender sees him and says "Hey man, are you alright?"
The guy says "I'm not sure but I'm thinking there's something's wrong with me."
The bartender asks him "Do you have any idea of what might be wrong?"
The guy explains, "Well before I go to work, my wife jumps me and we have sex three times. And when I get to work, my secretary and I have sex, then at lunch we have sex and then a 'quickie' right before I go home. But then when I get home, my wife jumps me again and we have sex before dinner, after dinner and then again before we go to sleep. All this happens every day."
"Shit," gasps the bartender, "do you think that's your problem?"
The guy replies, "No it's not that but when I jerk off, I get all dizzy and shit."
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