A guy is sitting at a bar...

and he hears a few women at the far end of the bar. They sound like they are from the UK so he looks over and sees 3 enormous, fat women. he walks over and asks:

"so are you 3 women from Scotland?"

"Wales"

"oh, im sorry. so are you 3 whales from Scotland?"

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