He see's a girl there that he is attracted to and they start to talk. After a little bit she asks if he wants to go back to her place. She warns him that she is very kinky. He says it's ok and they go back to her place. Once they arrive she announces that she is going to go into the bathroom and change. A few minutes pass and she comes out wearing all leather and holding a whip. The guy says, "Well I have to go" and she responds, "I thought you were kinky?" He replies, "I am. I screwed your cat and pissed in your purse."
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