Guy: Babe, i love you so much
Girl: I love you too
*Transplant occurs*
Guy wakes to see he has a huge penis
Guy: Omg where's Katie, i've got to show her it!!
Dad: Who do you think gave you the penis
Guy: wat.
^sorry ^guys
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