2 men sit down for lunch. One man says, "Hey I have some medication I need to take before we start eating do you mind if I take it right now?" Second man says, "No not at all." The first man starts taking out several amber vials, opens them and puts 1 or 2 tablets in the cap. The second man says, "So how are you supposed to take these medications?" the first man replies, "I take this twice a day, this one three times a day, this one once at lunch, and so on." The second man quickly asks another question, "I've never seen somebody take so many medications before! What the hell is your doctor treating you for?!" The first man responds, "My doctor is treating me for hypercondriasm."
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