A guy goes to the doctor with a stutter...

... and he says "D-d-d-doc, you g-g-g-otta h-h-help me. I have a t-t-terrible st-st-st-stutter."

The doctor says "Well, get undressed and I'll examine you." The guy complies and the doctor looks him over. "The problem is clear," says the doc. "Your penis is huge - it's pulling on your vocal chords."

"C-c-c-can you help me, d-d-d-doc?"

"Well, I could surgically remove about five inches. That should reduce the pressure."

"D-d-d-do it," the guy says. So they schedule the surgery, which goes perfectly. Six months later, the guy comes back for a check-up.

"Doc, I really appreciate what you did for me," the guy says. "But ever since the operation, I haven't had any success with the ladies. I don't want to sound ungrateful, but ... is there any way you could put the extra stuff back on?"

The doctor looks the guy in the eyes and says "F-f-f-fuckyou!"

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