A guy goes to the doctor and says that he can't explain what is happening. He says "Some days I feel like a wigwam, and some days I feel like a teepee"

Bullets

This pregnant woman is in a bank getting some money when a maked gun-man...

An Unusual Vet

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary...

Old man at the...

An old man comes to the doctor and says: "I have this whistling sound in my...

Gems culled from...

1. "I've not been scoring with the ladies and am so horny that the other day...

A guy goes to the...

Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating....

HMO

Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news, the doctor told his anxious patient....

Signs That You'r

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.2. You have to hold on to the...

Doctor: "I'm...

...and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what?...

Opera House

It was the interval at the Opera when Mrs. Sternberg rose from her seat and...

A young couple...

The girl started screaming “Oh my God, help me, there’s a wasp inside me!”...