The queen of England was visiting one of America's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was receiving a blowjob from a cute young nurse.
"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young man was frantically masturbating.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening with him?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but he only has Obamacare."
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