He goes up to the madam and asks if any prostitutes would be available for $2. She thinks for a minute and says, "There's a dead hooker in the last room on the left. You can have her for an hour for $2."
The man agrees and heads to the room. About an hour goes by and he reemerges. He comes back to the madam to pay and she asks how it was.
"I had a pretty good time," he responded, "but her nose kept running."
Madam: "Oh, she must be full."
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