It's my wife's birthday today so I went out earlier in the week and deliberately got her a present that I knew she'd hate.
True to form she opened it, took one look and said, "What the fuck would I want with an xbox?
I'm going to take this back to the shop and ask for a refund."
I can't wait to see her little face when she gets arrested for looting.
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