Were working on a construction site on top of a scyscraper and everyday, they had lunch together on the ledge of the skyscraper. One day at lunchbreak, when they all sat on the ledge, the italian man got mad when he opend his lunchbox. "Damnit! Pizza for lunch again!? If i get pizza for lunch one more time, I will jump off the ledge and kill myself!" The mexican and the american were shocked to hear this, but didn't think he was serious. When the mexican opened his lunchbox, he shouted: "Tacos again?! I'm tierd of tacos! If I get tacos one more time, I will jump off the ledge and kill myself!" And when the american opened his lunchbox, he screamed: "I had hamburger for lunch everyday for years now! If I get a hamburger tomorow, I will jump of the ledge and kill myself!"
The next day at lunchbreak, they all sat on the ledge an opened their lunchboxes. The italian found a pizza in his lunchbox, so he jumped of the ledge and died. The mexican found tacos in his lunchbox, so he jumped of the ledge and killed himself. And finaly the american opened his lunchbox and found a hamburger inside, and he also killed himself by jumping of the ledge.
Two weeks after their deaths, on their funeral, the mens wifes were talking about what have happened.
"I thought he liked pizza" said the italians wife crying.
"My husband said he loved tacos more than anything" said the mexicans wife crying.
The americans wife was very confused. "I don't understand why he jumped, he made his own hamburgers!"
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