A sobbing man walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender and sheepishly asks for a double scotch neat. He's on his 3rd glass of scotch when he notices a tiny man playing a piano in the corner of the bar. He thinks he's drunk so he shakes it off and starts telling the bartender how his wife just left him and how he just lost his job. The bartender points to the back room and said "Walk back there and pick up the gold lamp on the desk and rub it." The guy walks into the back room and rubs the gold lamp. All of the sudden a big green genie pops out and says "OK buddy you get one wish, have at it." The man instantly perks up and says "I want a million bucks!" POOF! The man then emerges from the back room followed by a row of 1 million ducks quacking away. He walks over to the bartender and says "What the hell! I think your genie has a hearing problem." The bartender said "No shit, you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
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