So horny Superman is flying around Metropolis one day and his boner is driving him up the walls. So after a few more restless minutes of flying he spots a naked Wonderwoman lying there on a rooftop. "SCORE" thinks Superman.
So Superman flies down in a flash, get's his business sorted out and flies away feel accomplished and relieved. Well Wonder Woman gets up *wondering*^hehehe what happened to her and asks "What the hell was that!?"
"I don't know, but whatever it was, it sure tore me a new asshole!" said the Invisible Man...
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