After the tour of the monastery was done, the tourist group was browsing the various religious souvenirs the monastery sold.
The guy lays his eyes on a rosary and asks the monk:
-How much is this decorative chain for?
-The monk thinks to himself that he really must be a faithless person not to know what a rosary is and that such a person shouldn't really get a rosary, so he answers that it isn't for sale.
The guy keeps wandering around and after a while he eyes a bible and asks:
-Is this book for sale and who is the author?
-The monk is really shocked by his ignorance and tells him again that the book isn't for sale.
Disappointed the guy keeps looking and after all sets his eyes on a really intricate cross with Jesus on it. He asks:
-This cross is really beautiful, could I buy that at least?
-The monk pleased that he appreciated the cross decides to sell it to him and tells him a price.
The guy answers:
Does that price include the acrobat on the cross or not?
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