A guy buys his first car at a dealership and doesn't know how to start it, he ask the car dealer "How do I turn on the car" the car dealer tells him "Just turn the key" the man then turned the key and says "It's not turning on does this car work" the car dealer tells him "Sir the key need to be in the ignition well your turning it"
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