A guy and his girlfriend have plans to go to her parents' house for dinner so he can meet them for the first time.
The same week, he buys his first motorcycle. He asks the seller for any tips to maintain the motorcycle and is told "When it rains, put a thin layer of Vaseline on the outside of the bike - that'll help prevent it from rusting", and he's handed a small tub of Vaseline which he puts in his pocket.
On Friday, he and his girlfriend head to her parents' place on his new motorcycle. Before getting inside, she says "By the way, my family has a weird tradition but it's an important one - whoever is the first to talk during dinner has to wash all of the dishes. It'll impress my Dad if you don't talk first."
They all sit down for dinner. Mother, father, guy, girlfriend, and girlfriend's sister. It's a massive dinner with a ton of dishes. No one says a word. Guy feels his girlfriend sliding her hand up his leg... so he reciprocates. He begins feeling her up, eventually fondling her breasts. The father looks on, horrified, but still says nothing. Guy reaches over and begins fondling girlfriend's sister's breasts with his free hand; the father looks on, red with anger, but still says nothing. Guy stands up, lays the mother on the table, and starts shagging her six ways from Sunday. Certain that this would drive the father into a rage, he locks eyes with him. Still, not a word. Just then, guy hears the sound of rain hitting the kitchen window and remembers his motorcycle is outside, so he reflexively reaches into his pocket and pulls out the tub of Vaseline, at which point the father jumps up and shouts "OH FINE, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!"
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