A sweet little old lady is doing her weekly shop

As she is browsing the aisles she sees a shelf stacker loading the shelves with fresh veg.
She slowly shuttles over to him and asks politely, "Excuse me sir, have you any cabbage?"
The young fella turns around and sees this old lady and happily obliges and shows her the cabbages.
The lady sees the cabbages and is blown away by their sizes. "Sir these are far too big. I live alone and couldn't possibly finish this before it goes bad."
"I'm terribly sorry mam, this is all we have."
Looking at him she has a simple solution for him to just cut the head of cabbage in half and she takes half.
"I'm sorry mam but we can't do this. They have been packaged as a full head and are in the system as such".
The little old lady doesn't take no for an answer and after some few minutes the employee goes to the back where he yells "hey guys. Some asshole wants you to cut this cabbage in half so she can buy it". It's at this point he turns around and sees the old lady had followed him and was standing right behind him, thinking quickly he then proceeds "and this sweet lady will take the other half".

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