A guy at a mental hospital.

A guy at a mental hospital managed to sneak around and pee off the roof, but when he saw a doctor below he stopped. Later, the doctor is impressed he's sane enough to stop when caught doing a bad thing and mentions it to him, however, he says "I was afraid you'd pull me off the roof by my pee".

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