A guy applies for a job at a restaurant and sees another guy who seems to follow him everywhere. There is only one position available but they both get the job somehow...

I'm going to...

The ¿que que que?

I'm getting so...

I'm sure he's only treating my paranoia for the money.

Why is Pokemon Go...

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

The Historians Mural

A historian bought a house and being the civil war era buff that he was, he...

Why do Black...

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What's the...

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Things NOT to say...

1.) Did you know that you wig almost looks real? 2.) So were you born this...

My cat had a...

It was awful, she couldn't get it out. She'd wander around hacking, trying to...

My mom asked me...

so I pulled out a bar stool.

What does 9/11...

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years